and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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