susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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