yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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