you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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