gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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