you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
jump out the window naked night went bad
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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