just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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