i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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