his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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