My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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