Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She even gives head with a lisp.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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