I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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