his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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