Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It's official drugs can't kill me
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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