Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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