Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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