Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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