Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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