this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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