who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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