Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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