I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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