with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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