yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Randomize
