I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
His nipple licking is glorious
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