i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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