Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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