Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
When are your genitals available?
Randomize