i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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