What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize