before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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