"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Text me some of your sweat
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