How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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