If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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