I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Michael Bay diarrhea
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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