i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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