Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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