so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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