He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Damn victory sex feels great
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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