"it" just moved
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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