So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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