do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
