Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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