I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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