Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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