She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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