She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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