She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
How naked do you want me to be?
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