I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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