where am i from again
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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