She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Randomize
